Why did the chicken cross the rails? Who knows — but one doing just that held up a downtown 1 subway train on April 20, a straphanger told The Post. “The train conductor matter-of-factly announced ...

This is so clucked up. A coldhearted commuter abandoned a chicken on a Queens train last week, leaving it to foul up the car enough during its overnight stay that the MTA was forced to take the ...